10 Reasons Why The World Won't End

I'm going to list out 10 reasons why the world won't end on 21/12/2012 (it's today as I'm typing this now. Out of this 10 reasons, there is a possibility that all of them are true

1. The Mayan ran out of ink to write their calendar. It is understandable that back in those days when they were writing their calendar, the ink ran out. Back in those days, there were no refill ink for pens

2. Jay Sean says so.

 

3. Swedish House Mafia's concert is on 18th of January 2013. So I made a phone call to God and ask him to postpone the apocalypse.

4. Rosmah's biography is not out yet. Hopefully she'll explain this

 

5. I'm still on my school holiday. There's no way on Earth I'm going to let this bitches end the world when I still have 12 days of holiday.

6. My mum has not give me my weekly allowance yet. RM25 is a lot okay.

7. I have not seen Santa Claus climbing down a chimney. I somehow imagine he would get stuck though.

8. I have not bought my first house and car yet.

9. My room is still not clean up. Maybe when my room is tidy and neat, it will be a sign of the end of the world. Just maybe.

10. My ice cream tub expires on 12/08/2013. Ice creams are never wrong


I'll give you one reason why at some point the end of the world seems like a possibility.

1. Because humans are idiots.